Anti-Affirmations for Your Dumpster Fire Life
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This deck of 52 cards will remind you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel... but it's a Dumpster Fire! These anti-affirmations are packaged in a sturdy, keepsake box modeled after the iconic and adorable Dumpster Fire.
This papercraft Dumpster Fire contains 52 displayable anti-affirmation cards and serves as a testament to the universal truth that inner peace is a myth and the void awaits us all. Each card features a humorous one-liner, advice that you probably shouldn't follow, or a message that's actually pretty deep if you really think about it:
- Live. Laugh. Combust.
- Be a possum: Play dead and do nothing.
- A dumpster without dents is a dumpster without stories to tell.
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